Behind the S.H.I.E.L.D.

From the desk of Philip J. Coulson

"I like girls who are self-deprecating. I like girls who make fun of themselves.If you can’t poke fun at yourself, what are you? I just want someone with a good soul.That’s about it. The rest I’m really flexible on."

The scene in the train station where a young boy smiles at Cyclops and he smiles back was unplanned. The boy was a huge X-Men fan, and Cyclops was his favorite. The scene originally called for Cyclops to look at the train schedule, but according to Bryan Singer the boy could not stop smiling at James Marsden. Finally, during one shot, Marsden just looked back at him and smiled, much to the boy’s delight. Bryan Singer liked the idea so much, he kept it in the film

May I have your attention, please?

coulsonphilcoulson:

coulsonphilcoulson:

On Tuesday, August 26, I’ll be flying down to Florida to hang out with deadypoolstrikesback / rc-1262 / molotovsandink (aka my Chocolate Bear, my Lady Boo, and my Pookie) and go to Dragon*Con up in Atlanta, and then go to Harry Potter World in Orlando (and subject the Canadian to heat, as well. And the beach). 

I’ll be gone from August 26 - September 6 (also, my birthday is  September 5, wink wink). I’ll have internet from time to time, I’m sure, but it will only be on my phone and iPad, so if you have iMessage or snapchat or twitter, or if you wanna exchange numbers, lemme know ASAP! :) 

Also you can totally still send me/Phil asks and stuff and I’ll have skype as well, from time to time. 

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Izzie is at le airport. Awww yeah.

askagentsitwell:

coulsonphilcoulson:

not really…

my decision not yours

you’re not too senior an agent for me to take you over my knee, report-wise.

askagentsitwell:

coulsonphilcoulson:

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You’re special :)

not really…

the-perfect-scientist asked: "[Text] I need to talk to you. It's urgent. Can you call me? It's about science. -Carlos"

[text] I don’t make a habit of calling people I don’t know.

bruceyandnat asked: "[text not meant for Phil] [text] I'm warning you, keep him out of this [text] if I see you near him I'll cut your hand off"

[text] …do I want to know?

[text] I’m pretty certain I can cut off people’s hands myself. But I’d like to know first.

Send me a text that wasn’t meant for my muse.
coulsonphilcoulson asked: "Phil, Tony, and Bruce."

flewintotheice:

flewintotheice:

He’d heard the noises before he’d even gotten up to the bedroom good and he stood in the doorway, watching quietly for the moment. He’d only been ehre a few weeks but he knew Phil slept with them all in turn. He just hadn’t yet seen the older man with Tony and Bruce at the same time…

Steve nodded slowly as he quickly pulled his clothes back on, feeling suddenly self-conscious at the moment. He sank back down onto the couch, curling up into the corner by the arm rest.

"I’m sorry I disturbed you," he whispered softly. "I.. I think I just wanna go to bed now if that’s okay…"

"You’re never a disturbance, honey, we’re a family. You can come to me anytime. And you don’t need to ask my permission to go to bed or anything like that, but if you’re okay with it, I’d like to apply some ointment to those marks. It’ll help make them heal faster and soothe any pain, as well as make it less likely for them to scar. But only if you want."

"I… I’d like that," he answered quietly. "Thank you, Daddy," he whispered. "Would… would you sit with me until I can fall asleep, too?"

"Of course, baby," Phil gave him a soft smile, taking a chance and leaning over to kiss Steve’s forehead, "anything for my baby boy. Anything at all. I can even make some hot cocoa, if you’d like."