Behind the S.H.I.E.L.D.

From the desk of Philip J. Coulson
A Thirst for Blood | {Open}

mranthonyeffingstark:

Tony kept an eye — and a nose — out for his next meal. He wasn’t desperate for a bite to eat, but the ring of red around his eyes indicated his hunger. Most people wouldn’t look close enough to see this ring, but he had to be cautious so he didn’t get caught.

He walked through the crowded streets, wondering if he’d have to give in and find a homeless person to feed off of. Or a druggie. He’d prefer an alcoholic or someone totally sober, but it was rare to find that in this day and age.

His footsteps slowed as he got closer to his final destination. He really did not want to do this but he had absolutely no choice if he was to continue on the path he was on.  

Phil took another left turn, repressing the urge to gag as he passed someone with a truly horrific stench and resolved to come a different route the next time he was forced to do this.  But soon, soon, he would fulfill his contract and he would be able to finally break free into his own ventures.

flewintotheice:

Please help out the most amazing woman you could ever hope to know

ask-science-boyfriends:

mranthonyeffingstark:

flewintotheice:

the-only-daemon1999:

My name is Daemon McKay. That won’t mean much to any of you reading this because you don’t know me from Adam. That being said, many of you coming to this sight know Les. She is my sister, my Irish twin, my family in everything but blood. She is the most amazing person you could ever meet. She has raised two great kids by herself and put herself through college working two part time jobs while raising her kids and, just recently, fighting cancer. Recently, her blood counts have been off and her immune system is shot. In order to complete her chemo treatments, her doctors feel she needs to be in the hospital for a minimum of one week. The cost alone is well over $25,000 because Les doesn’t have any insurance. I have already contributed $15,000 of my own funds to help with this cost and my company has come up with another $5000. That gives us $20,000. Now, I’m not going to come on here and expect anyone to raise another $5000 in 20 days. So, here’s what I’m asking. I am asking you all to help us raise $1500. If this amount can be met, I have two other fundraisers going that should help us raise the rest. I understand Les has over 600 followers on Tumblr. If everyone of those followes chipped in about $2.50, this could be raised rather quickly. 

This wonderul woman is all the family I have left and I would do anything for her. I’m hoping she is important to all of you as well. I’ve even started a tumblr account for the sake of getting out the message.

If anyone wants to actualy talk to me, you are welcome to reach me at my personal email address: daemonmckay1999@gmail.com.

Thank you all in advance for your kindness, your generosity, and your prayers.

So… I wasn’t going to say anything to anyone but then Daemon went and did this for me so…  yeah… uhm… there it all is so… thanks in advance…

Oh… and he said he followed a few of the people I follow simply so he could get the word out so if anyone gained a follower they don’t know, that’s who it was.

So this is a thing. And this thing is very important to me because Leslie is one of the sweetest, kindest people I’ve ever met on here or in real life. She means the world to me and I just want her to be healthy/able to afford the treatment and care she needs in order to finish her chemo treatment. So please, if you can, please help. Every little bit helps, and she really needs it right now.

((Help or share, folks!  And we thank you very very much!!!))

I’m down to twelve days so any and all help is greatly appreciated. Thank you so very much.

captainspangly:

coulsonphilcoulson:

captainspangly:

coulsonphilcoulson:

captainspangly:
[text] It’s good to know chocolate syrup prevents you from complaining about me stating you can only get the only flavor of ice cream you dislike. ;)
[text] If you pick up a bottle of chocolate syrup, then feel free to pick up a tub of ice cream, Steve. <3

{Text} Chocolate syrup when it contains ulterior motives can always deter me from being a whiner.
{Text} Wait? I can have any kind?

[text] I know. It’s adorable.
[text] Any kind you desire. But only one tub. We don’t have enough room in the freezer for more.

{Text} I am not adorable. I am a manly man, Philliam.
{text} what’s your favorite kind?

[text] Adorable.
[text] Chocolate.

captainspangly:

coulsonphilcoulson:

captainspangly:

coulsonphilcoulson:

captainspangly:

[text] It’s good to know chocolate syrup prevents you from complaining about me stating you can only get the only flavor of ice cream you dislike. ;)

[text] If you pick up a bottle of chocolate syrup, then feel free to pick up a tub of ice cream, Steve. <3


{Text} Chocolate syrup when it contains ulterior motives can always deter me from being a whiner.

{Text} Wait? I can have any kind?

[text] I know. It’s adorable.

[text] Any kind you desire. But only one tub. We don’t have enough room in the freezer for more.

{Text} I am not adorable. I am a manly man, Philliam.

{text} what’s your favorite kind?

[text] Adorable.

[text] Chocolate.

Take Her Away! She Already Annoys Me Enough

captainspangly:

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“You’re such a drama queen, Steve, you’re stuck with 24/7 all the time. Do you think I really want to be trailing your heels like a lost puppy dog?”

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“oh my god. Please. If I close my eyes long enough maybe she’ll go away.”

Phil offers a smile and a wink, “hello, Miss Erin. It’s been some time since we’ve seen each other.” 

captainspangly asked: "STOP PUBLICLY DENYING YOUR LOVE FOR ME. YOU KNOW YOU WERE OF SOUND MIND WHEN YOU ACCEPTED MY PROPOSAL YOU CHOCOLATE ECLAIR"

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dummystark:

I really need the help raising atleast $2000 for bills, to replace my phone and my tablet and $5000 just for medical bills.

I use my tablet and my phone for medical things and communicating with my doctors, so being without both of them poses a huge problem for me. And getting the help on my medical bills would be a blessing.

I have a bunch of patterns up now. 

Please message me for details and pricing.

Also, if you don’t want to purchase anything, but want to help by donating, my paypal e-mail is silkenjewelrybox@gmail.com.

captainspangly:

HOW TO PROPOSE PROPERLY A LESSON FROM SPANGLYMUN

captainspangly:

HOW TO PROPOSE PROPERLY A LESSON FROM SPANGLYMUN

emeraldgodoflies asked: "I ship you with me, Coulson. Now kneel, biatch. {{I don't know what's wrong with him...}}"

Phil raises an eyebrow at the other, “you may ship me with whomever you desire, but if you expect me to answer to such…impolite orders, you are quite mistaken and will regret that presumption.”

ERIN AND I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK.

TITLED “MARRIAGE NEGOTIATIONS MADE EASY.”

IT’D BE AN INSTANT BESTSELLER WITH ALL THE PEEN REFERENCES.

[DYING

CAN’T LIFE

TREK

UGH I WISH I DIDNT HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING, THEN I COULD HAVE JUST FLAILED THE NIGHT AWAY WITH MY BUDDIES.

GOING TO PLAY A VIDEO GAME, CALL SADIE, AND DIE.]