Behind the S.H.I.E.L.D.

From the desk of Philip J. Coulson
flewintotheice asked: ""I am not sick!""

flewintotheice:

coulsonphilcoulson:

"Tell that to the fever, runny nose, general aches and pains you’ve complained about, and the vomiting. Face it, you caught Jack’s flu, babe."

Steve shook his head. “I don’t have time to be sick right now. I really don’t… there’s too much going on. I can’t be sick…”

Phil chuckled, kissing his husband’s burning forehead and pushing him back down onto the bed, “you don’t have much of a choice, Steve. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of everything with the kids and I know you’ve got more than a few sick days racked up at work you can utilize. It’ll be okay. Just rest. Don’t make me send nurse Sarah in here.”

flewintotheice asked: ""I am not sick!""

"Tell that to the fever, runny nose, general aches and pains you’ve complained about, and the vomiting. Face it, you caught Jack’s flu, babe."

If you’re doing this in a misguided attempt to get a threesome, we’re never having sex again.

If you’ve really joined them, we’re never having sex again period and I will make it my mission to bring you down. 

If you’re doing this just to find Bucky, well, it’ll still be a long time before we have sex but I’ll understand.?

If you’re doing this in a misguided attempt to get a threesome, we’re never having sex again.

If you’ve really joined them, we’re never having sex again period and I will make it my mission to bring you down.

If you’re doing this just to find Bucky, well, it’ll still be a long time before we have sex but I’ll understand.?

Sick Day Starter Sentences
  • "Are you feeling alright?"
  • "Are you sick?"
  • "Do you want me to pick up medicine?"
  • "Do you want soup?"
  • "Have you eaten anything?"
  • "I'm sick."
  • "I am not sick!"
  • "I can't be sick today!"
  • "I love you, but I don't care what you say; you're sick and you're staying home."
  • "I don't get sick."
  • "Just stay home, one day can't hurt."
  • "Stop denying that you're sick, it happens to everyone."
  • "You don't look too good."
  • "You look sick."
  • "You should probably go lie down."
  • "Your temperature is super high."
broadstripes-and-brightstars asked: ""Hail HYDRA!""

Steve.

No.

No.

Steve.

No.

Anonymous asked: "Psss.... HAIL HYDRA and congrats because of the followers. You deserve them!"

Any and all members of HYDRA can drop themselves off a nearby cliff, please and thank you. Before your jump, please fill out the appropriate betrayal forms - Forms D-993 and T-481. They can be found to your left.

Good day.

days-til-capt-america-3:

750 days to go

flewintotheice:

So… here’s the thing.

I have to be in court on May 28th for this custody hearing. I spoke to my lawyer and doctors today together. As long as I can get on my medication by May 7th at the latest, everything will have time to take effect before I go to court on the 28th. So… here’s the deal…

I’m going to make one more extension on this fundraiser for May 3rd. This will give any donations time to get to my bank account before I can pick up the medications on May 7th. Please help if you can. This is really important for me. I need to be on all of my medications before I go to court or I could potentially lose full custody of my son.

Currently, $210 has been raised. I still need to raise $990 by May 3rd. So please, keep reblogging this fundraiser and donate anything you can. At this rate, if every single one of my followers donated just $1, I would have everything that I need in order to get my medications. 

Basically, I just want to break it down a little:

990 people could each give $1

198 people could each give $5

99 people could each give $10

49 people could each give $20

That almost makes it sound even more doable than before. So please, help however you can and please know that it means a lot to me that you’ve helped.


Thank you for your continued help and support.

 

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petalsinthevoid:

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Character in general:
How they play them:
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RP with them:
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What is my;

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ventusthecorgi:

Corgi and unicorn. Unicorg.

ventusthecorgi:

Corgi and unicorn. Unicorg.

i’m gonna keep it real on skype tonight.

i’m sorry. i’ll try to do replies tomorrow.

<3